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Monday, February 10, 2020

I guess that circle ain’t gonna jerk itself (he traded the medal for a bottle of Oxy)


The audience for Trump’s victory speech in the White House. The audience for Trump’s speech consisted of his legal team and republican lawmakers, cause I guess that circle ain’t gonna jerk itself. —Michael Che

During the State of the Union Trump awarded Rush Limbaugh the Presidential Medal of Freedom. And then immediately after the speech, in a more touching moment, Rush traded the medal for a bottle of Oxy. —Michael Che

The Michigan State University gift shop was forced to remove a display of dolls, depicting black historical figures hanging from a rack. Worse, they were being sold for three-fifths the price. —Michael Che

A gas station may lose its business license  after it was discovered that a male porn star recorded a video there. Even sadder it was self-pump. —Michael Che

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