America Is an Oil Company with an Army (mobile home cheese)

I love cottage cheese that's why I want to try other dwelling cheese's too. I want to try studio apartment cheese or maybe igloo cheese or if I'm feeling adventurous, mobile home cheese. —Mitch Hedberg

I wish they made fajita Cologne because that stuff smells good. —Mitch Hedberg

When I was a boy I laid in my twin sized bed and wonder where my brother was. —Mitch Hedberg

I like to sleep, but I hate to dream because dreaming takes energy. It takes work. Sleeping is supposed to be relaxing. I lay down on a bed it feels great, but the next thing you know I have to build a go-kart with my ex landlord. —Mitch Hedberg

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