“President Trump faced international criticism this weekend after he was seen playing golf instead of staying in the office to monitor the progress of Hurricane Dorian, though, honestly, would that be better? Making Trump monitor the hurricane would be like making your 4-year-old do the dishes. After about five minutes, you’d be like, ‘You know what, Tyler? Just go out and play.’” --Seth Meyers
“So I know people get mad when they see Trump playing golf when a hurricane is closing in, but after what we’ve heard, I think the less Trump is involved with this hurricane, the better it is. He doesn’t know how big it is, doesn’t know where it’s going and has bat**** ideas about how to stop it, so let him play his golf because if we don’t there’s a good chance Trump ends up nuking Alabama.” --Trevor Noah
“Trump had to be corrected by the National Weather Service! And I know we’re used to it by now, but it still amazes me how often the government has to tell you not to pay attention to the president.” --Trevor Noah
“[As Trump] O.K., I’m not wrong. Because at one point, I was right. Under certain scenarios, it could have hit Alabama. I know this because I write weather fan fiction.” --Stephen Colbert
“We’re like a week away from the Justice Department tweeting, ‘Contrary to the president’s tweet, the Joker is not a threat. He’s a character in a movie played by Joaquin Phoenix. There is no evacuation of Gotham underway, nor is Gotham a real place.’” --Seth Meyers
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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