Have I shown you our psych ward? ($20,000 one-time late fee)

“Former Vice President Joe Biden apologized this weekend after misspeaking at an event and saying, quote, ‘Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids,’ adding, ‘Sorry, that came out gay.’” --Seth Meyers

“Man, Trump going back to El Paso when he owes the city half a million dollars is a bold move. They’re going to have to put the boot on Air Force One.” --Seth Meyers

“Trump owed El Paso an initial fee of about $470,000, but the city tacked on a $20,000 one-time late fee in June. And of course Donald Trump has incurred a late fee. That’s so him. I’m surprised his Oval Office desk isn’t covered in unreturned Blockbuster DVDs.” --Seth Meyers

“A local television station released video today showing President Trump bragging about the crowd size at his rallies while talking to medical staff treating victims of the El Paso shootings. Said one doctor, ‘That’s very interesting. Have I shown you our psych ward?’” --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”