I’ve discovered an eighth deadly sin, and it’s fantastic. (shooting arrows at people while wearing a diaper)

As you know, I’m a Catholic, but I don’t get to church much these days because there’s no omlette bar. --Stephen Colbert

I’ve discovered an eighth deadly sin, and it’s fantastic. --Stephen Colbert

Everyone says “The early bird gets the worm,” but then everybody freaks out when I drink tequila at 8:00 a.m. --Stephen Colbert

I have very dry skin, but it’s not mine. --Stephen Colbert

Call me a Valentine’s Day traditionalist, but I just really like shooting arrows at people while wearing a diaper. --Stephen Colbert

This afternoon, Trump got his annual physical, which will be followed by his annual vegetable. --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”