And six more went out for cigarettes and never came back (The only thing I'm stopping to sign are boobs)

When Donald Trump showed up in the House and walked up the aisle, one lawmaker tried to get him to autograph his hat. Did you see that? Trump was like, "The only thing I'm stopping to sign are boobs." --Jimmy Fallon

And listen to this. Since his last State of the Union, eight members of Trump's cabinet have either quit or been fired. And six more went out for cigarettes and never came back. --Jimmy Fallon

At one point, Trump criticized the Russia investigation. He even used a rhyme. Listen to this. Donald Trump, “If there is going to be peace and legislation, there cannot be war and investigation.” Fallon as Trump, “And if you want a President with orange color, we must get rid of Robert Mueller. --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”