Amazon does have a long history of mishandling packages (I'm going to need a hit of that)

Let's get to some news here. Today in Washington, President Trump had his yearly physical exam. It was not good news. The doctor told Trump to build a wall around his refrigerator. --Jimmy Fallon

Last night, it came out that the "National Enquirer" tried to blackmail Amazon's Jeff Bezos by leaking his naked selfies. It's pretty crazy, but Amazon does have a long history of mishandling packages. --Jimmy Fallon

Guys, listen to this -- I read that more and more people are offering weed at their weddings. That's not good if your parents look at the person you're marrying and go, "I'm going to need a hit of that.” --Jimmy Fallon

That's right, more people are handing out weed at their wedding. Guests love it until the couple's first dance is a 45-minute song by Phish. --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”