which explains why President Bush's codename is pizza delivery boy (Whose fears are unfounded?)

Martha Stewart is being investigated on possible insider trading charges. I think Martha might be guilty because today on her program she showed viewers how to make license plates. --Conan O’Brien June, 2002

US News and World Report magazine claims that members of the Secret Service regularly watch porno on the White House satellite system. Which it which explains why President Bush's codename is pizza delivery boy. --Conan O’Brien June, 2002

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