We've been brutalizing and stealing from Native Americans for more than 500 years (depending on whether they did it with the lights on)

President Bush is putting together his new cabinet. It is reported that President Bush has selected Alberto Gonzales to be his new attorney general. Alberto Gonzales. There was one awkward moment when Bush asked if he was related to Speedy Gonzalez. --Conan O’Brien 11/11/2004

Liza Minnelli is being sued by her former bodyguard who claims Liza forced him to have sex with her. Liza could face a small fine or major prison time depending on whether they did it with the lights on. --Conan O’Brien 11/11/2004

President Bush is back on the campaign trail today. He stopped off in Pennsylvania which he's already visited 34 times. You can tell he's been there a lot because instead of chanting four more years the crowd chanted, “Go somewhere else!” --Conan O’Brien 9/3/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”