I'm moving to California and opening a dispensary (buddy, you're still on the clock)

So, today, Trump decided to go on offense with a TV interview, but what was he doing yesterday? Well, his ex-fixer and one-time friend was in federal court, saying the president directed him to commit a crime. 

Trump is doing what you'd expect the most powerful man in the world to be doing -- blowing off work and watching TV. That's right. Trump was watching TV all morning and didn't get into work until noon. It's like when you know you're about to get fired, so you stop caring if you're bad at your job. 

Soon, Mike Pence is gonna catch Trump smoking weed out back by the dumpster. "Hey, Donald, buddy, you're still on the clock." "Whatever, man. I'm moving to California and opening a dispensary." --Seth Meyers

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