"President Bush was going
to give the White House staff the day off for Labor Day, but then he realized
everyone resigned, no one works there anymore. In fact, today was Karl Rove's
last day at the White House. Yeah, he wanted to wait until everything was just
perfect before he left. You know, you don't want to leave the country in a
mess." --Jay Leno
"Boy,
did you hear those audio tapes. Larry Craig said he put his right foot in, then
he took his right foot out, then he put his left foot in and he shook it all
about. He says he was doing the hokey-pokey." --Jay Leno
"Men,
let this be a lesson to you, when you're at the airport, never let strangers
handle your bags." --Jay Leno
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