"Republican
presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani is taking flack for statements he made
last week in London. Giuliani gave a speech to a group of British
conservatives, including Margaret Thatcher and told reporters, 'I'm probably
one of the four or five best known Americans in the world.'
A line that always
works in the Admirals Club. Now, Giuliani only made this statement to keep his
audience from drifting away. You see, at the time, onlookers gathered in the
lobby to gawk at actor Dustin Hoffman who was on a separate visit.
Oh, what a
coincidence, Dusty. Those two have been at each other ever since Hoffman beat
out Giuliani for the role of Tootsie [on screen: Giuliani
dressed in drag].
On his meeting with Margaret Thatcher, Giuliani
said, 'I think she's one of three people who changed the map of Europe.' The
other two, of course, are Napoleon and Hitler.
One thing is clear about all
this -- Rudy Giuliani loves lists. In fact, he often refers to his wife Judith
as 'one of the top three wives he has had.'" --Stephen Colbert
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