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Friday, July 21, 2017

If any of these jokes bomb tonight, the federal government will step in and bail me out (good news)



"The economy is in big trouble, but the Bush administration is now running it. So finally some good news." --David Letterman

"Last night, they had the 60th Emmy awards. What a star-studded affair that was. There were more celebrities there than a Barack Obama fundraiser. It was unbelievable. I guess the mini-series 'John Adams' set a new Emmy record last night. 13 wins. So, a guy from the 1700s can still win today. That is good news for John McCain." --Jay Leno

"Listen to this. If any of these jokes bomb tonight, the federal government will step in and bail me out. Whew! Thank goodness." --Jay Leno


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