"They
are talking about John McCain and his relationship with that hot blond
lobbyist, Vicki. But I want to tell you something. After Senator Larry Craig,
this is a Washington scandal the whole family can enjoy, don't you think?"
--David Letterman
"Mike Huckabee
is still in the race, at this point. Yesterday, presidential candidate Mike
Huckabee said he won't stay in the race beyond reason. Then Huckabee announced
he's dropping out six weeks ago." --Conan O'Brien
"In
a press conference today, President Bush announced America is not headed into a
recession, especially if you own an oil company." --Jay Leno
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