"During
a press conference today, President Bush said the
following. He said it's important we make the economy stronger so -- quote --
'families can put money on their table.' Yes, then Bush said that Americans
should deposit food in their bank accounts. It was a good speech. I liked it.
It's hard to top what he actually said." --Conan O'Brien
"This
is a weird story. In Japan -- you've got to follow me on this -- a town named
Obama is trying to attract Barack Obama supporters to
visit as tourists. That's right. Meanwhile, tourism officials are trying to
attract Hillary Clinton supporters in the German town of Nutbuster."
--Conan O'Brien
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