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Tuesday, April 4, 2017

just one more thing that I’m worse at than a 12-year-old girl (it's a long list actually)



A 12-year-old girl in North Carolina correctly chose the final four in her bracket, it was amazing. Yeah, yeah, but great — just one more thing that I’m worse at than a 12-year-old girl. Basketball, math, arm wrestling, pull-ups, bench press, not crying. –James Corden

I was thinking about doing something to my wife on April Fools’ Day but then I thought, you know what, tricking her into marrying me was more than enough prank. –Jimmy Kimmel
President Trump is very upset right now because he’s currently being investigated by every branch of the government. Even the post office wants to know who’s licking his stamps. –Jimmy Kimmel



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