Congratulations
to the Chicago Cubs, who won their first World Series in 108 years. When asked
how it was to witness history, Cubs fans said, “I don’t remember.” –Jimmy
Fallon
They
mentioned the tarp used during last night’s rain delay was once a poncho worn
by New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie. –Jimmy Fallon
Another
big story is that Cubs team president Theo Epstein has now ended World Series
droughts for both the Chicago Cubs and the Boston Red Sox. Now, he’s going to
take on his toughest job yet, president of RadioShack. –Jimmy Fallon
Theo
Epstein said last night that he’s going on a month-long bender to celebrate.
Hillary Clinton was like, “If you can wait five more days, I’ll join you.”
–Jimmy Fallon

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