It’s only a matter of time before Trump slips up and says something completely sane

There's a rumor out there that the CEO of Starbucks might run for president. In fact, he opened up his first campaign headquarters and another one right across the street. –Conan O’Brien

Donald Trump is still leading the Republican polls, with support from 19 percent of voters. Of course, it’s only a matter of time before Trump slips up and says something completely sane. –Seth Meyers