Stay because we won't let you leave

"A list of the most corrupt countries in the world was put together by a group called Transparency International. There's no real surprises. For coming in at No. 1, Kim Jong Un will receive economic sanctions from the U.N. and dinner for two at a great restaurant." –Craig Ferguson



"North Korea should make this their new tourist slogan: 'North Korea: Come for the corruption. Stay because we won't let you leave.'" –Craig Ferguson

"Obamacare is still struggling to get off the ground. Experts now say the success or failure of Obamacare will depend on whether young people sign up. Which is why as of today it covers medical marijuana." –Conan O'Brien