I think she's number 9-9-9 now

"Another woman came forward with allegations about Herman Cain. I think she's number 9-9-9 now." –Jimmy Kimmel 

"Herman Cain said he'd only drop out of the race if his wife is no longer behind him. His wife said she's always behind him, because there's never any room under him." –Conan O'Brien

 

"With Herman Cain we're up to he said, she said, she said, she said, she said, and she was paid not to say." –Stephen Colbert



"Herman Cain’s thirteen-year affair just proves you can carry on a stable relationship – two, counting your marriage." –Stephen Colbert

John Hulse painting