Finally, the Republican Party has a moderate in the race

"Texas had the Cardinals down to their last strike twice and they couldn’t execute. And that is a phrase I never thought I’d hear myself saying 'Texas could not execute.'" –Bill Maher



"Remember Terry Jones, the pastor in Florida who burned the Koran? That’s right; he is now a presidential candidate. You know what his platform is? Deporting every undocumented worker in America and imprisoning women who have abortions. Finally, the Republican Party has a moderate in the race." –Bill Maher



"Herman Cain told a group of Occupy Wall Street protesters to go home, get a job, and get a life. That's the Republican version of hope and change, ladies and gentlemen." –Jay Leno