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Thursday, November 17, 2011

The cops were spraying for two



"Last night Occupy Wall Street protesters were removed by Cesarean. The Founding Fathers never intended indefinite free speech. They assumed after two weeks any protest would be wiped out by smallpox." –Stephen Colbert




“Some have criticized pepper spraying a pregnant woman, but don’t forget, the cops were spraying for two.” –Stephen Colbert




"It makes sense that Newt Gingrich is rising. He is the only candidate who appears to be made of dough." –Stephen Colbert




"Herman Cain's campaign insists there are more women out there waiting to charge him with harassment. They figure people can take a sex creep in the White House, but not someone who says, 'Libya, hmm,' and just sits there." –Daily Show correspondent on Herman Cain 

John Hulse painting

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