You know who is in fourth place? Carrot Top.

"Rick Perry is now behind in the polls and he's not taking it well. Today he executed his pollster." –David Letterman





"A couple of days ago they found (Moammar Gadhafi) hiding in a storm sewer, and they pulled him out and killed him. In three years, he would have been eligible for his pension! Yep and he left his entire wardrobe to Lady Gaga." –David Letterman 



"Michele Bachmann told reporters that she will lead the nation in prayer if she is elected president. You know if she is elected president, we all better be praying. She doesn’t have to lead us." –Jay Leno



"According to polls, Rick Perry has now fallen to fifth place. You know who is in fourth place? Carrot Top." –Jay Leno 

John Hulse painting