And, yes, the irony was lost on both of them

"Five years ago, Dick Cheney shot his hunting buddy. Where does the time go? That was like five heart attacks ago." –David Letterman

"Dick Cheney presented Donald Rumsfeld with a Defender of the Constitution Award. And, yes, the irony was lost on both of them." –Seth Meyers



"Breast feeding activists plan to descend on Washington for a public breast feeding demonstration. Also descending on Washington, thousands of men saying, "What? I'm looking at the baby." –Conan O'Brien