In an interview yesterday President Biden commented on leaving the race claiming he didn't think it would have mattered if he had pulled out sooner. Proving once again he should stop listening to Hunter. —Greg Gutfeld
An Ohio woman was arrested after her pet raccoon was found holding her meth pipe. The woman is being held on drug charges but the raccoon now holds a position on the board of Burisma. —Greg Gutfeld
"Breaking Bad" airs its final episode on Sunday. It's about a chemistry teacher who has cancer and starts making meth to help cover his medical bills and provide for his family. Or as Republicans call that, a legitimate alternative to Obamacare." –Jay Leno
"This week, America's last living World War I veteran — a man named Frank Buckles, 108 years old — he said he would like to see a memorial in Washington, D.C. You know, when he gets back from Afghanistan." –Jay Leno
"Oh, you know what happened on this day in 1973? Richard Nixon uttered his famous line, 'I am not a crook.' That's back when being a crook could actually hurt a politician's career. See, now it's just part of the job." –Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton said today she finds the administration's refusal to level with the American people troubling, but she also finds it somewhat nostalgic." --Jay Leno
"Dick Cheney's defense is that he was aiming at a quail when he shot the guy. Which means that Cheney now has the worst aim of anyone in the White House since Bill Clinton." --Jay Leno
"Breaking Bad" airs its final episode on Sunday. It's about a chemistry teacher who has cancer and starts making meth to help cover his medical bills and provide for his family. Or as Republicans call that, a legitimate alternative to Obamacare." –Jay Leno
"Republican Senator Tom Coburn said yesterday that Christine O'Donnell, if elected, will be able to combat the stupidity in Washington. So I guess they're going to fight fire with fire." –Jay Leno
"Yesterday President Obama told voters that he's a Christian. But you see how Fox News reported it? They said Obama admits he's a follower of the bearded radical from the Middle East." –Jay Leno
"Breaking Bad" airs its final episode on Sunday. It's about a chemistry teacher who has cancer and starts making meth to help cover his medical bills and provide for his family. Or as Republicans call that, a legitimate alternative to Obamacare." –Jay Leno
"It looks like the federal government could be shutting down. The legal definition of a government shutdown is when Congress continues not to work, but they do it from home." –Jay Leno
"You can see the effects of the government shutdown all over town. President Obama is now down to just one teleprompter." –Jay Leno
"It is so bad the animals at the National Zoo are being auctioned off to HomeTown Buffet. That's how bad it is." –Jay Leno
"It is so bad Iran will now be forced to negotiate with Dennis Rodman. That's how bad it's gotten." –Jay Leno
"It's hurting everybody. In fact, Nancy Pelosi and John Kerry are now being forced to use the same Botox needle. That's how bad it's gotten." –Jay Leno
"At the TSA, they're making passengers fondle and grope themselves. That's how bad." –Jay Leno
"It is so bad a lot of government workers are now watching reruns of Breaking Bad just to get the meth recipes. That's how bad it's gotten." –Jay Leno
"It is so bad John Boehner can't afford tanning cream anymore. He's just rubbing his face with Cheetos dust. That's how bad." –Jay Leno
"It is so bad Harry Reid has been forced to change his own embalming fluid. That's how bad it's gotten." –Jay Leno
"Ted Cruz read Green Eggs and Ham aloud. That has now replaced jumping on Oprah's couch as the weirdest thing done by a Cruz on television." –Jimmy Kimmel
"Tea party Senator Ted Cruz gave a 21-hour speech on the floor of the Senate. During his protest, Cruz actually read from the book 'Green Eggs and Ham' by Dr. Seuss. Democrats were like, 'When will this end?' But then Chris Christie said, 'When do we get those eggs and ham?'" –Jimmy Fallon
"Despite all of the controversy, President Obama says he's still moving forward with the healthcare law. In fact, the White House announced that residents of Florida will have 102 different insurance options when Obamacare rolls out. That's because if there's one thing people in Florida love, it's a confusing number of options." –Jimmy Fallon
"Breaking Bad airs its final episode on Sunday. It's about a chemistry teacher who has cancer and starts making meth to help cover his medical bills and provide for his family. Or as Republicans call that, a legitimate alternative to Obamacare." –Jay Leno
"In his effort to try to stop Obamacare, Texas Senator Ted Cruz spoke for 21 hours and 19 minutes nonstop. That's impressive, but still eight hours short of the record held when somebody asked Joe Biden, 'Hey, what's new?'" –Jay Leno
"It looks like the federal government could be shutting down. The legal definition of a government shutdown is when Congress continues not to work, but they do it from home." –Jay Leno
"Tomorrow night AMC will begin airing a 'Breaking Bad' marathon that will show every episode of the show leading up to Sunday's series finale. This is how it ends: Walter White dies in a hospital waiting room while filling out all the paperwork for Obamacare." –Jay Leno
"At the U.N. this week, President Obama met with the president of Nigeria, who advised President Obama to eliminate America's debt by sending out fraudulent emails." –Jay Leno
"Joe Biden's niece was arrested. The hardest part about arresting a Biden is convincing them they have the right to remain silent." –Conan O’Brien
"President Obama warned that the government could shut down in two weeks. Obama added, 'Not because of a budget impasse but because we'll all be watching the last episode of 'Breaking Bad.'" –Conan O'Brien
"The CEO of Starbucks is asking customers to stop bringing guns into the coffee chain stores. He said, 'It's our job to rob you guys.'" –Conan O'Brien
"Starbucks announced they don't want customers bringing guns into their stores. Meanwhile, Dunkin' Donuts said there is nothing you can bring in here that's more dangerous than what we serve." –Conan O'Brien
"Everyone is still talking about the new Pope. It turns out that he used to be a high school chemistry teacher. Or as most people put it: 'Breaking Bad' spoiler alert!" –Jimmy Fallon
"Pope Francis actually put himself through school by working as a bouncer at a nightclub. Which will come in handy now that he's kind of the bouncer for Heaven." –Jimmy Fallon
"A bakery in New York is already selling cookies with a picture of the new Pope on them. Which is perfect for anyone who was hoping to feel even more guilty after eating a bunch of cookies." –Jimmy Fallon
"With Washington in the middle of a budget crisis, the White House is facing criticism for spending $250,000 a year on calligraphy. You can tell you're spending way too much money on calligraphy when you spend ANY money on calligraphy." –Jimmy Fallon
“Some shocking news is that former Trump adviser and human pimple Steve Bannon was arrested on Thursday morning for allegedly skimming over $1m from ‘We Build the Wall’, an online fundraising campaign for thepresident’s proposed border wall with Mexico.
It’s been a brutal six months, so I’m gonna mainline some schadenfreude. This news, is the perfect encapsulation of the Trump era. From beginning to end, the wall was a non-stop scam. Trump scammed his supporters by telling them Mexico would pay for it, then we ended up paying for it.
Then this baked potato Fabio over here – a sunburned Bannon – said he’d pay for it, then he scammed everyone again by allegedly skimming money from it. It’s a Russian nesting doll of fraud. Even funnier is the fact that Bannon was arrested on a luxury yacht off the coast of Connecticut by federal officials and agents from the US Postal Inspection Service.
Think about how perfect this is: the same public agency Trump is currently trying to destroy, one of the most cherished public institutions in America, arrested his former campaign manager for allegedly skimming money from a fundraiser for their scam border wall.
And given that Bannon’s arrest occurred two days after a Senate intelligence report confirmed that former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort shared sensitive campaign data with a Russian intelligence official, it’s like the end of the summer TV season and they’re wrapping up all the story arcs at once.” —Seth Meyers
President Trump said that he had brought up the subject of Joe Biden’s son Hunter to Ukraine’s President, Volodymyr Zelensky.
“We spent years talking about Russia; it might be Ukraine that takes down Trump. Who saw that coming? That’s like looking both ways before you cross the street then getting hit by a drone.” --Jimmy Fallon
“Maybe even crazier is the fact that Trump did this on July 25th, the day after the Mueller testimony. So a day after the conclusion of a major investigation into whether he got help in an election from a foreign leader, he gets on the phone and asks for help from another foreign leader. It’s like the only thing I can compare it to is when Mike Tyson bit Evander Holyfield’s ear and then bit Evander Holyfield’s other ear.” --Jimmy Kimmel
“The bottom line is it would appear the president used his office to ask a foreign country to dig up dirt on his opponent, and Democrats in Congress are thinking very seriously about threatening to maybe consider almost doing something about it.” --Jimmy Kimmel
“Today Nancy Pelosi said, ‘Another five or 600 violations and we might think about impeachment.’” --Jimmy Fallon
“While addressing the whistle-blower complaint about Ukraine, Nancy Pelosi accused President Trump of endangering national security. Yeah, Nancy, where you been? You’re like, my mom’s friend who is watching Season 4 of ‘Breaking Bad’ and says, ‘I think this guy might be dealing meth.’” --Seth Meyers
“I know they say that history repeats itself, but usually it’s after a few generations, not, like, two years later with the exact same person.” --James Corden
I have been working on a
paper for the Education Market.
The paper talks about using
video games as a teaching tool for
children with learning
disabilities.
The age demographic would be
10 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might
include soccer, football, basketball, etc.
Students could learn about
various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their
team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion,
sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of
their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created
characters.
In this example I used PS4
Madden 17. On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and
Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway
and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.
The process is meant to be a
simple and fun way for kids to learn.
Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might
be donated or discounted to schools for these classes.
More on the paper as it is
fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.
On the Indianapolis Colts
Offensive Line
LT Paul McCartney,
musician The Beatles
LG Jesus, some folks
Lord and Savior
C Charles Bukowski,
poet
RG God
RT John Lennon,
musician The Beatles
More Colts players include
Martin Luther King, Stephen
Hawking, Albert Einstein,
Muddy Waters, Winston
Churchill, Nelson Mandela
even characters from Star
Trek
Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf,
Cmdr Data, James Kirk,
Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer,
Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge
Ben Sisko
and fictional characters
Jack Bauer, 24, played by
Keifer Sutherland
Nate Fisher, Six Feet Under,
played by Peter Krause
Also for sentimental reasons,
some fallen friends are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.
San Francisco 49ers
Fantasy Roster
Offense
QB Joe Montana, NFL
HB Miles Davis,
musician
HB Roger Craig, NFL
HB Hugh McElhenny, NFL
FB Butch Coolidge, Pulp
Fiction, played by Bruce Willis
WR Jerry Rice, NFL
WR Bernie Sanders, US
Senator, Vermont
WR Tyrion Lannister,
Game of Thrones, played by Peter Dinklage
WR John Taylor, NFL
WR Dwight Clark, NFL
WR Duke Ellington,
musician
WR Charlie Parker,
musician
TE Russ Francis, NFL
TE Don Draper, Mad Men
played by Jon Hamm
TE Jon Hamm, actor
TE Eric Carter, 24,
played by actor Corey Hawkins
LT Steve Wallace, NFL
C Randy Cross, NFL
RT Harris Barton, NFL
Defense
LE Fred Dean, NFL
LE Conor McGregor,
martial artist
LE Ben Siko, Star Trek,
played by Avery Brooks
LE John Lee Hooker,
musician
LE Lafeyette Reynolds,
True Blood, played by Nelsan Ellis
RE Charles Haley, NFL
RE Shepherd Book,
Firefly, played by Ron Glass
RE John McClane, Die
Hard, played by bruce Willis
RE David Palmer, 24,
played by Dennis Haysbert
DT Teal’c, Stargate
SG-1, played by Christopher Judge
DT John Shaft, Shaft,
played by Richard Roundtree
DT Nate Fisher, Six
Feet Under, played by Peter Krause
DT Mike Hammer, Mike
Hammer, played by Stacey Keach
LB Ronon Dex, Stargate
Atlantis, played by Jason Momoa
LB John Coltrane,
musician
LB Archie Moore, Boxer
LB Theolonious Monk,
musician
LB Charles Bukowski,
poet
LB Gene Tunney, Boxer
LB Zeke Anderson, Tour
of Duty, played by Terence Knox
LB Walter White,
Breaking Bad, played by Bryan Cranston
LB Lando Calrissian,
Star Wars, played by Billy Dee Williams
LB Bob Marley, musician
LB Mike Tyson, Boxer
LB Keena Turner, NFL
CB Deion Sanders, NFL
CB Lightning Hopkins,
musician
CB Jimi Hendrix,
musician
CB Floyd Patterson,
Boxer
FS Ronnie Lott, NFL
SS BA Baracas, The
A-Team, played by Mr. T
SS Leonard McCoy, Star
Trak, played by DeForest Kelley
"Tea
party Senator Ted Cruz gave a 21-hour speech on the floor of the Senate. During
his protest, Cruz actually read from the book 'Green Eggs and Ham' by Dr.
Seuss. Democrats were like, 'When will this end?' But then Chris Christie said,
'When do we get those eggs and ham?'" –Jimmy Fallon
"Breaking
Bad" airs its final episode on Sunday. It's about a chemistry teacher who
has cancer and starts making meth to help cover his medical bills and provide
for his family. Or as Republicans call that, a legitimate alternative to
Obamacare." –Jay Leno
