NHL: Colorado Avalanche vs Winnipeg Jets

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“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

This could not be permitted (He just wanted to see if he was a power bottom)

“Actually, last night at a different rally in Texas, Trump once again brought up how much time he has been spending studying Ohio senator Jon Husted’s butt. ‘Studying.’ Now I’m picturing Trump sitting up at night with flash cards of butts. He’s like, ‘[imitating Trump] OK, Nicki Minaj, Kim Kardashian. Jon Husted.’” — Jimmy Fallon

“Meanwhile, earlier tonight, Trump held another rally in Ohio to campaign for Jon Husted. It was a great rally. Trump spent an hour pretending to drop things so Husted would have to pick them up.” — Jimmy Fallon

“See, stop making it weird, media. He studied his [expletive] to see where the power came from. It’s not gay. He just wanted to see if he was a power bottom. Move on!” — Jordan Klepper

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“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

NHL: Colorado Avalanche vs Chicago Blackhawks

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“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Or as Hunter Biden would call it, Tuesdays (he knew it definitely wasn’t Elton John)

Pete Davidson said that before going to rehab, he would do ketamine, acid, mushrooms, smoke weed, and eat pills. Or as Hunter Biden would call it, Tuesdays. —Tyrus 

Kristi Noem filed for divorce from her husband, citing irreconcilable differences despite the stereotype that men who wear enormous fake boobs go great with women who shoot dogs. —Kennedy 

An adopted 58-year-old man recently learned his biological father is rockstar Michael McDonald. He reportedly always wondered who his dad was, although he knew it definitely wasn’t Elton John. —Kennedy 

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“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

nothing to write home about (30 minutes later)

Chinese spy Fang Fang said that sex with Eric Swalwell was nothing to write home about. Even though as a spy that was her job. —Tom Shillue 

On one occasion, Swalwell said that he had sex with Fang Fang after he took Ambien. Swalwell says he barely remembers it, but he knows that he was hungry for more 30 minutes later. —Tom Shillue  

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

NHL: Colorado Avalanche vs Pittsburgh Penguins

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

1,133 Ways to Make America Great Again and Other Random Thoughts (Poem by John Hulse)

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