We'll all be watching the last episode of Breaking Bad (It's our job to rob you guys)

September 2013

"Joe Biden's niece was arrested. The hardest part about arresting a Biden is convincing them they have the right to remain silent." –Conan O’Brien

"President Obama warned that the government could shut down in two weeks. Obama added, 'Not because of a budget impasse but because we'll all be watching the last episode of 'Breaking Bad.'" –Conan O'Brien

"The CEO of Starbucks is asking customers to stop bringing guns into the coffee chain stores. He said, 'It's our job to rob you guys.'" –Conan O'Brien

"Starbucks announced they don't want customers bringing guns into their stores. Meanwhile, Dunkin' Donuts said there is nothing you can bring in here that's more dangerous than what we serve." –Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”