Researchers
are claiming that humans can only maintain close relationships with five
people. Which should make for an interesting Mother’s Day for my mom and her
six children. –Conan O’Brien
A
group is suing Quaker Oats saying their oatmeal is not 100 percent natural. And
it gets worse: The guy on the box? He’s Jewish. –Conan O’Brien
Ted
Cruz said he’s looking forward to being able to spend more time with his
family. In response, his family said, “Are you sure you want to quit?” –James
Corden
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