Today
was the Indiana primary, and the results are in. Donald Trump saw his shadow,
so there are six more months of the election! –Jimmy Fallon
Yesterday,
Heidi Cruz was asked about rumors that her husband is the Zodiac Killer, and
she said, “I’ve been married to him for 15 years, and I know pretty well who he
is.” That story again: Heidi Cruz didn’t actually deny that her husband was the
Zodiac Killer. –Jimmy Fallon
It
was announced that “Space Jam 2” is in the works, and the movie will star
LeBron James. It’ll feature LeBron playing with a bunch of make-believe
teammates — or as LeBron calls them, “teammates.” –Jimmy Fallon
The
CEO of Priceline just resigned after it was revealed that he had an affair with
an employee. As you can imagine, his wife is pretty mad, but on the bright
side, at least he knows where to find a good deal on hotels. –Jimmy Fallon
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