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Showing posts with label Heidi Cruz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Heidi Cruz. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

or as LeBron calls them, “teammates.”



Today was the Indiana primary, and the results are in. Donald Trump saw his shadow, so there are six more months of the election! –Jimmy Fallon
Yesterday, Heidi Cruz was asked about rumors that her husband is the Zodiac Killer, and she said, “I’ve been married to him for 15 years, and I know pretty well who he is.” That story again: Heidi Cruz didn’t actually deny that her husband was the Zodiac Killer. –Jimmy Fallon
It was announced that “Space Jam 2” is in the works, and the movie will star LeBron James. It’ll feature LeBron playing with a bunch of make-believe teammates — or as LeBron calls them, “teammates.” –Jimmy Fallon
The CEO of Priceline just resigned after it was revealed that he had an affair with an employee. As you can imagine, his wife is pretty mad, but on the bright side, at least he knows where to find a good deal on hotels. –Jimmy Fallon


Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Part of my marriage vow to Ted was to give up all human feeling



According to some analysts, Donald Trump’s support is deeper than it looks. Although others say Trump just took the support he has and combed it over to make it look better. –Conan O’Brien
It’s come out that President Obama has been allowed to see special advance episodes of the new season of "Game of Thrones." Obama says he watches "Game of Thrones" to remember what it’s like to have reasonably sane people compete for leadership. –Conan O’Brien
In a recent interview, Ted Cruz’s wife, Heidi, said Donald Trump’s nasty tweet about her looks did not impact her. Heidi Cruz said, "Part of my marriage vow to Ted was to give up all human feeling." –Conan O’Brien