Screw It, Have the Fudge (Be content with nothing less)

In Boston, experts believe they have found Paul Revere's outhouse

and they say they are excited to examine his fecal matter. These

experts have been described as "single." –Conan O’Brien

Weight Watchers announced it's changing its name. They've

changed their name to "Screw It, Have the Fudge." --Conan O’Brien

The Pope is at the White House today, the band played the Vatican's

national anthem. The Vatican has a national anthem, isn't that

crazy? Apparently it's Katy Perry's "Roar." –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

MLB The Show: Kansas City Royals vs Oakland Athletics (S22 G30)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

And for an extra $50, for non-medical procedures (the robot was just supposed to vacuum the living room)

I'm a big fan of scientific advances in the field of medicine. Scientists announced they just developed a robotic caterpillar that can crawl inside you for medical procedures. And for an extra $50, for non-medical procedures. --Conan O’Brien

In China, for the first time ever, a robot performed dental surgery without human assistance. Everyone was excited until they remembered that the robot was just supposed to vacuum the living room. –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Netanyahu: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.” 

Danny Haiphong: What the UN Just Did to Netanyahu is SHOCKING, Israel is FINISHED

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.” 

Danny Haiphong: Yemeni Drone LEVELS Eilat, Israel UNRAVELS as Iron Dome Fails

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.” 

Bill Murray knows it's Monday but... (You're Awesome)

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”