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Showing posts with label tortoises. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Or as it’s called in Florida, Career Day (This Is Too Easy!)




President Trump yesterday issued a statement calling for paid family leave. Which is a little surprising until you remember that he’s already paid two families to leave. –Seth Meyers
Parents at a Florida school are reportedly outraged after a video surfaced of students in a classroom twerking and giving lap dances. Or as it’s called in Florida, Career Day. –Seth Meyers
Customs officials in Malaysia have seized over 300 tortoises that were being smuggled through the airport. Three hundred tortoises, or as it’s technically known, a McConnell family reunion. –Seth Meyers