"The first confirmed
case of bird flu has been discovered in Iraq. You know, this kind of thing
could destroy their tourism industry." --Jay Leno
"Walk The Line was
passed over for best picture nomination. Which makes 'Brokeback Mountain' the
clear favorite. See gay is in this year. If Johnny Cash had fallen for Jimmy
Carter instead of June Carter they would have had a lockout." --Jay Leno
"President Bush gave
his State of the Union address. Did you notice, a lot of Republican congressmen
were not applauding President Bush. It's hard when you're wearing
handcuffs." --Jay Leno
