Spanish
Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy wants to reduce Spain's three-hour siesta to one
hour. They're just going to have a lunch break like everybody else. Instead of
going home for their nap, they'd sleep at their desk like the rest of us.
–Stephen Colbert
Well,
I'm here to say, “Spain, no es bueno.” You don't realize it, but you're threatening
an American tradition of making fun of Spain for being a lazy country where
nothing gets done. That's important to us. –Stephen Colbert
