Mr. Trump, you’re pointing at a mirror

Donald Trump is under fire after he was caught saying of his Republican rival Carly Fiorina, "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that?" Then an aide said, “Mr. Trump, you’re pointing at a mirror.” –Seth Meyers

The new Guinness Book of World Records came out today and Andre Ortolf of Germany managed to get in for three records including fastest 100-meter dash wearing ski boots, and fastest 100-meter dash wearing clogs. Ortolf is, of course, best known as the long-time holder of the world record for lightest schedule. –Seth Meyers

Or as his owner put it, “Don't remind me.”

There are reports that if Joe Biden runs for president, he would promise to serve for only one term — because nothing says confidence like promising your presidency would be over quickly. –Jimmy Fallon

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo just signed a bill that bans powdered alcohol from the state. So if you live in New York and you’re consuming powdered alcohol, your life just somehow got even worse. –Jimmy Fallon

Guinness World Records just declared a cat named Corduroy the oldest living cat, at 26 years old. Or as his owner put it, “Don't remind me.” –Jimmy Fallon