"Newt Gingrich explained why he fooled around on his first two
wives by saying he loved this country so much that it led him to
cheating. He was so passionate about it he had to take his pants
off. When I hear the National Anthem I just put my hand over my
heart." –Jay Leno
"Life expectancy in the U.S. has risen to a new record of 78.2 years.
The bad news is, the average age a person has to work to before
they can retire is now 78.3 years." –Jay Leno
"Forty years since the War on Drugs began. This makes Charlie
Sheen our most decorated veteran." –Jay Leno
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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