P stands for Pretend you've never heard the name George W. Bush (Pope Francis took down his Metallica posters)

"George W. Bush's nephew, George P. Bush, is running for office

in Texas. He says P stands for Pretend you've never heard the

name George W. Bush." –Conan O'Brien

"Today former Pope Benedict is moving back into the Vatican. He is going to be mad when he sees that Pope Francis took down his Metallica posters." –Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”