Donald Trump visited Capitol Hill for the first time since January 6th last Thursday, and Republicans didn’t just greet him warmly. They heaped so much cloying, gratuitous praise on him, you’d think they just reconnected with their biological father. This included a standing ovation, a rendition of Happy Birthday and much post-facto adulation on cable news. Seriously, do you guys hear yourselves fawning over Trump? You’re talking about a serial liar and con artist who lost the popular vote twice, fomented a violent coup attempt that almost got you killed, just got convicted of 34 felonies and looks like the Roadrunner just tricked him into blowing himself up. —Seth Meyers
Republicans are such obsessive sycophants, they want us to all believe that secretly behind the scenes, Trump is actually a sweet, strong, compassionate genius, while in public, he can’t even read words or remember names. Yesterday Trump misnamed his White House doctor while bragging about his cognitive test results. Bragging about acing a cognitive test while forgetting the name of the doctor who gave it to you is like writing on a résumé that you speak three languages and misspelling the word ‘languages’. —Seth Meyers
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