in a twist no one saw coming, he remained conscious (cavity search)

Donald Trump’s criminal hush-money trial resumed in New York on Monday, and in a twist no one saw coming, he remained conscious. —Stephen Colbert

Judge Juan Merchan held once again held Trump in contempt of court for violating his gag order barring him from speaking publicly about the case. This marks Trump’s 10th violation of the gag order; one more, and the judge said he would have to consider a jail sanction. Donald Trump could go to Rikers Island. My condolences to whatever prison guard has to conduct the cavity search. Wear a headlamp. —Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”