"Governor Chris Christie is in trouble because his staff shut down
part of the George Washington Bridge to get back at a political
rival. Yesterday, Christie gave a 107-minute press conference to
address the scandal. The last time Christie talked for 107 minutes,
he was ordering at IHOP." –Jimmy Fallon
"New Jersey Governor Chris Christie continues to push his agenda.
Today he proposed a longer school day for children in his state. In
fairness, kids in New Jersey probably need a longer day since their
buses spend three hours stuck on a bridge." –Jimmy Fallon
"Christie apologized and promised the bridge will stay open for cars, trucks, and the buses he's throwing his staff under." –Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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