Think about baseball, think about baseball, think about baseball... ($70,000 wasn’t enough)

A 45-foot-tall statue of a nude woman will be placed next to the Washington Monument. Which explains why the Washington Monument is like, “Think about baseball, think about baseball, think about baseball...” –Jimmy Fallon

“The crazy part of Trump’s tax returns isn’t that he spent $70,000 on his hair; it’s that clearly $70,000 wasn’t enough.” —Jimmy Fallon

"Speaking of NBC, did you guys see this? Last night, Brian Williams continued with the 'NBC Nightly News' while a high-pitched fire alarm went off in the studio. Yeah, he kept talking over a loud screeching sound - or as that's also known, 'The View.'" –Jimmy Fallon November 2011

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”