The whole affair was a slide down chaos mountain into insanity river at the bottom of dumbass canyon (play-by-play guy)

“So, I mean obviously, Kevin McCarthy can’t blame anybody but himself for his ouster… is what I thought. McCarthy, naturally, blamed his ouster on the Democrats. Really? You handed a straight razor to the craziest, most selfish nihilist in the entire Maga mob and said ‘just hold this to my neck, and if I say or do one thing you don’t like, just slice away,’ and you’re blaming the Democrats? The whole affair was a slide down chaos mountain into insanity river at the bottom of dumbass canyon.” —Stephen Colbert

“The House republicans might actually nominate Donald Trump for Speaker of the House. Incredible. Only the Republicans would consider giving the job of speaker to someone who is under a gag order. It’s like hiring a French mime as your new N.F.L. play-by-play guy.” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”