It was so bad that even the ceremonial first pitch was hit for a triple (Make Jobs, Not War)

The New York Mets lost to the Washington Nationals 25-4. It was so embarrassing Mr. Met switched jerseys in the third inning. --Seth Meyers

The New York Mets suffered their worst loss in franchise history last night losing to the Washington Nationals 25-4. It was so bad that even the ceremonial first pitch was hit for a triple. --Seth Meyers

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