I can't wait to see who takes home the gold in the Olympic doggie paddle (I say your mom. She's in great physical shape)

The 2016 Rio games start Friday, and there are some concerns. Athletes swimming in the heavily polluted Guanabara Bay have been warned by health experts to keep their mouths closed in the toxic stew. OK? Mouths closed. Or heads out of the water. I can't wait to see who takes home the gold in the Olympic doggie paddle. –Stephen Colbert

I am really glad my family got here in 1828. Because Donald Trump just pulled up the immigration ladder behind us. Today the administration announced a harsh new immigration bill. Now, don’t you dare say that he’s just cruelly targeting illegal immigrants, because the bill wants to reduce LEGAL immigration by 50 percent. "Melania, honey, I got some tough news, only 50 percent of your parents can come to Thanksgiving. I say your mom. She's in great physical shape." –Stephen Colbert

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