Then for the main course he swallowed his pride, dignity, and self-esteem (Let’s be honest: That’s the real crime, isn’t it?)

It is President Donald Trump’s birthday today, he’s 71 years old today. I’m just glad, I’m glad Donald Trump can finally have a day where he’s the center of attention. It must be hard to shop for Trump. What do you get the man who has everything? I know, I know something he doesn’t have, the popular vote. –James Corden

It was revealed yesterday that the FBI is now investigating President Donald Trump for obstruction of justice. I don’t know if Trump obstructed justice, but I’ll tell you what he has obstructed — my ability to talk about anything other than Trump every night on this show. Let’s be honest: That’s the real crime, isn’t it? –James Corden

If you are wondering what was on the dinner menu, Mitt Romney started by eating his words. Then for the main course he swallowed his pride, dignity, and self-esteem. –James Corden

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