Who’s his campaign manager, the Miami Dolphins concussion doctor? (For now, said beavers.)

October 2022

John Fetterman who’s still recovering from a stroke and Dr. Mehmet Oz met for their only debate before the midterms. And just like in his puppy experiments Dr. Oz showed no mercy. —Colin Jost

Fetterman began his opening statement by saying ‘goodnight everybody’. It was a bizarre, baffling comment that debate watchers called his ‘high point.’ Regardless of your politics it’s never a great sign when most of the post-debate commentary is from brain doctors. I really don’t understand why Fetterman was allowed to do this debate. Who’s his campaign manager, the Miami Dolphins concussion doctor? —Colin Jost

It’s not like Oz did great. He just did slightly better than a recent stroke victim. At one point he said that a woman’s decision to have an abortion should include local political leaders. Which sounds like a perfect way to get an abortion five years late and $60 Million over budget. —Colin Jost

The world’s largest timber-towered suspension bridge has opened in Michigan. For now, said beavers. —Colin Jost

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