“A recent poll found that the biggest drop in support for Biden was among young voters, although to Biden, I’m pretty sure a young voter is just a voter. Then Biden said ‘OK, so this means I’m doing OK with older voters?’ and his staff was like, ‘oh goodness, no.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“The White House is considering a temporary suspension of the federal gas tax. Take your time, gang. You can tell the president is on the older side when he’s like ‘why don’t we give everyone a quarter?’” —Jimmy Fallon
“And the stock market is in its biggest freefall since the start of the pandemic. Right now the ticker on CNBC is just showing the lyrics to Everybody Hurts.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Finally, there was a new Guinness world record set for largest chicken nugget, which involved 40 pounds of ground chicken, 20 slices of white bread and 40 eggs. At that point, they’re really taking liberty with the word nugget. They made a chicken cake.” —Jimmy Fallon
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