My money might be offshore, but my heart's right here in America (Hey honey, did you see what bin Laden's wife Susan did?)

"Hillary Clinton is working hard to win the women's vote. They say her campaign has six full-time staffers just for women's outreach ... and another six full-time staffers to keep women out of Bill's reach." --Jay Leno

 

"This week the president unveiled his new campaign slogan, 'Forward.' And Mitt Romney unveiled his slogan, 'My money might be offshore, but my heart's right here in America.'" –Jay Leno

"Al Gore's lovely daughter Sarah got married over the weekend. Critics are now bashing Al Gore for serving Chilean sea bass at his daughter's wedding, because it is an endangered species. In his defense, whenever Al Gore picks up a knife and fork, any species is endangered." --Jay Leno

 

"They said Osama bin Laden's wife tried to shield bin Laden with her body. And today Moammar Gadhafi said to his wife, 'Hey honey, did you see what bin Laden's wife Susan did? It was pretty cool, don't you think honey?'" –Jay Leno

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