I guess they also banned dictionaries because that’s not what transparent means (For some reason, they suck at math)

“The state of Florida announced a ban on a number of proposed math textbooks for students because of their references to critical race theory or other ‘prohibited topics.’ This official censorship isn’t just affecting history class, because this weekend we learned that Florida rejected 41 percent of new math textbooks. At least they think it’s 41 percent. For some reason, they suck at math.” —Stephen Colbert

“Well, the Florida Education Department explained that reasons for rejecting textbooks included references to critical race theory, which the Florida legislature says includes theories that distort historical events. That explains the updated unit on division: ‘A house divided against itself, hey — that’s two houses. Nice.’” —Stephen Colbert

“If you don’t know what critical race theory is, don’t worry, neither does Governor Ron DeSantis, don’t worry. Thanks to his important work, Florida has rejected more than 50 math books after the team uncovered sentence problems like, ‘Jamal has seven apples.’ They felt Jamal sounded suspicious. And where did he get the apples? Does he have a receipt for them?” —Jimmy Kimmel

“The midterms are seven months away and culture wars are raging especially in Florida. Florida, or as we refer to it as America’s mullet. The state rejected 41% of new math textbooks for containing what they claim to be Critical Race Theory language or at least they think it’s 41%, for some reason they suck at math.” —Stephen Colbert

“There is a refusal to provide any examples but the process is being described as transparent. I guess they also banned dictionaries because that’s not what transparent means.” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”