They're adorable little missiles with 'Hello Kitty' on them (Whoa, easy on the tequila)

April 2013

"North Korea is ruled by Kim Jong Un. Over the weekend, the premier of China told Kim Jong Un to chill out. Now, when the premier of China tells you to chill out, it's like Mel Gibson saying, 'Whoa, easy on the tequila.'" –Craig Ferguson

"Japan gave warnings too. They said if North Korea tests this new weapon, Japan will have no choice but to set up their own missile defense system. They're adorable little missiles with 'Hello Kitty' on them." –Craig Ferguson

"This is unprecedented. First China, now Japan. I haven't seen people turn against a fat Korean guy this quickly since 'Gangnam Style.'" –Craig Ferguson

"Dealing with the North Koreans is very difficult. They have a history of making irrational decisions to divert the world's attention from the fact their system has totally collapsed. No wait, sorry. I was thinking of NBC." –Craig Ferguson

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”